Jokes |
10 | Everyone who ticks him off gets a $26,000 phone bill. |
9 | He's won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes three years running. |
8 | When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex. |
7 | Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down. |
6 |
Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work. (Very possible, folks! - J.R.) |
5 | Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeeez!" 295 times during the movie "The Net." |
4 | Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments. |
3 | His video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons. |
2 | Intead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overhear, "Good Morning, Mr. President." |
And the Number One sign your co-worker is a computer hacker... |
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1 | You hear her murmur, "Let's see you use that VISA
now, Professor
I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!" |
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