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| A guy is stranded on a desert island all alone for 2
years.
One day he sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks to himself, "it's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "it's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "it's not a raft." Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blond woman
wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and she says,
"How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Two years!", he says.
Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?" He replies, "Two years!" She reaches over and unzips her pocket on the right, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, "Wow! That's fantastic!" Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it been since you've had some real fun?" To that, the man replies, "Oh My God! Have you got a computer in there?" |
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