Virus Jokes

Jokes

Computer viruses :) :)

Ellen Degeneres virus...........	Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC.
Monica Lewinsky virus...........	Sucks all the memory out of your computer.
Titanic virus.................	Makes your whole computer go down.
Disney virus....................	Everything in the computer goes Goofy.
Mike Tyson virus................	Quits after one byte.
X-files virus...................	All your Icons start shape shifting.
Prozac virus..........	Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
Sharon Stone virus........	Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's there.
Lorena Bobbit virus......	Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.
Viagra virus.........	Turns you 3.5 inch floppy into a hard drive.
Tim Allen virus......	Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon contact.
Woody Allen virus........	Bypasses the motherboard and screws the daughter card
Saddam Hussein virus .........	Won't let you into any of your programs.
Tonya Harding virus..........	Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons.
George Michaels virus........	Runs its course, occasionally releasing excess data buildup.
Joey Buttafuoco virus........	Only attacks minor files.
Spice Girl virus...........	Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.
Ronald Reagan virus..........	Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus........	Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them.
Martha Stewart virus ........	Takes all your files, sorts them by category and folds them into cute little doilies to be displayed on your desktop

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