Jokes
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Jokes |
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| Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty.
But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. |
| There are three signs of old age.
The first is your loss of memory, the other two I forget. |
| You're getting old when you don't care where your spouse
goes,
just as long as you don't have to go along. |
| Middle age is when work is a lot less fun
-- and fun a lot more work. |
| Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women to every man. Isn't that the damnedest time for a guy to get those odds? |
| You know you're getting on in years ...
When the girls at the office start confiding in you. |
| Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired. |
| By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step,
he's too old to go anywhere. |
| Middle age is when you have stopped growing at both ends,
and have begun to grow in the middle. |
| Of course I'm against sin;
I'm against anything that I'm too old to enjoy. |
| A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to
slow down
by his doctor instead of by the police. |
| Middle age is having a choice of two temptations and
choosing the one
that will get you home earlier. |
| You know you're into middle age when you realize that
caution is the
only thing you care to exercise. |
| At my age, "getting a little action" means
I don't need to take a laxative. |
| Don't worry about avoiding temptation.
As you grow older, it will avoid you. |
| The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work
its way through Congress. |
| You're getting old when getting lucky means you find
your car in the parking lot. |
| You're getting old when you're sitting in a rocker
and you can't get it started. |
| You're getting old when your wife gives up sex for Lent,
and you don't know till the 4th of July. |
| You're getting old when you wake up with that morning
after feeling,
and you didn't do anything the night before. |
| The cardiologist's diet:
if it tastes good, spit it out. |
| Doctor to patient:
I have good news and bad news: the good news is that you are not a hypochondriac. |
| It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything. |
| You know you're getting old when you stop buying green bananas. |
| Last Will and Testament:
Being of sound mind, I spent all my money |
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